Seasonal Pun Enthusiast Mugs

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

A Creature WAS Stirring

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'It's a snow mobile.'

'And in conclusion...'

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

Elephant and Castle

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'How 'bout you come back and say that to me in he spring?'

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

Accept cookies?

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

North Pole.

Weather forecast

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

'You give me goose bumps!'

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

Hell's Schlegel

The static electric eel is very rare.

"Your four-o'clock is here."

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"

A robber halds up a hair salon with a hairdryer pointed at the customers - 'Hand over all your hair restorer or I'll blow you away!'