Seasonal Party Lover T-Shirts

'I'm not serving you again in that state, Rudolph.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bacchus.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Happy Easter

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

Prosecco

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

Glyndebourne

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

PIna Colada

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

Pint

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

Prosecco

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

Join me in a Caiprinha!

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"Don't be silly - we're being perfectly fine hosts."

Lady drinking Champagne.