Seasonal Greetings Pillows

A snowman slips on a patch of ice.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Happy Easter

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Priest

'It's baseball season!'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Ice Skater

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Glyndebourne

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Don't even think about it."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"What's the occasion?"

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

Snowman Romance

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

Groundhog Day.

"I miss October. Yeah they gut us, but at least they give us personalty with these faces. Now they only value us by using our insides for pie."