Seasonal Drinker Prints

"We were looking for suitable human DNA to help save our species from extinction but we got sidetracked by your huge selection of seasonal coffees."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Fall on a desert island

"Devi's brew?"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Wine at the Bar

People of the Fall

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

Basic Instinct

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"It's her first snowman."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."