Seasonal Cycle Buff T-Shirts

"I won't really have time to miss you: I'll just be waking up when you come back from your migration..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Easter

Glyndebourne

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

Easter Egg Delivery

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

'How was your holiday?'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Santa's Second Stringers.

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.

Signs of Fall

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Now we wait for the snow.

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

"It's his favorite time of year."

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

'The good thing about Global Warming it that winters are shorter. We don't need to store so much food anymore...'

Spring time!

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

'Polar bear or no polar bear, I'm cold.'

Halloween next exit. . . Thanksgiving, 27 days. . . Christmas, 54 days.

"Is it cold in here or is it just the Ice Age?"