Seasonal Cuisine Gifts

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Counting ribs

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Rump roast?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Queen of Quinoa

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

The Perfect Foil

"How's the salmon?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Devi's brew?"

"The bagels are better in New York."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

"The waiter said he wouldn't recommend the octopus, so what do you order? The octopus."

Easter Egg Delivery

Sausages!

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'You made me jump.'

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

(No caption). Woman bundled up against the cold weather smiles as she thinks of a big ripe red tomato.

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

Hot Chestnuts

"Fresh-raked leaves?"