Seasonal Crafter Prints

'Mom! Evan keeps calling the pumpkin pulp, 'brains.''

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Man standing in front of giant snowball

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Stitch one, pearl one...

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Making Christmas Decorations

"I had to get braces."

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

'Like him? I scooped him myself !'

Wooly mammoth

Cut out and keep your own snowman.

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

Gracie complains that there is no snow, so she and Tia Carmen make snowflakes.

" know a bargain when I see one!"

Knitting Christmas Tree

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

"We give thanks on this most special of days!"

Garden Art

"It'll be interesting to see what granny ends up with...she ran out of yarn and is using spaghetti!"

'She's always got to go one better.' (Two catty ladies knitting, talking about the other lady at a loom).

Octopus and Swordfish

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

Woman uses a man in the stocks to hold her wool.

Chestnut crafts

Easy knitting project

Knitting

Have yourself a Merry 'Wittle' Christmas!

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

"Cosgrove is a summer guy, Hayward is a spring guy, and I'm a winter guy."

"So wait - Dana can ferment kombucha, Jason took a spoon-whittling course, I'm a barista, and Lisa has bookshop experience. We're going to be fine."