Seasonal Cleaning Mugs

Bed Bugs after a materess flipping

Man trying to blow last leaf from tree.

Let's get organized

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'This seems like a good time to get rid of some of the king's junk.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Easter Egg Delivery

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"The test results show its frostbite!"

Reindeer

Christmas Hugs

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Dust Bunny

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Fumes from furniture

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Spring Cleaning

"Happy thanksgiving!"