Seasonal Clean-up Mugs

Autumn Chores - Raking Fireworks

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"The trees are laughing at us."

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Easter Egg Delivery

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Dust Bunny

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

"We're out of bags."

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

Clearing Away Christmas

Blower wars.

"I'd recommend the nine-tine."

'I see you're admiring my gnome Chomsky.'

'You took some nice photos of your autumn leaves. Which one is you favourite.'

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

Bed Bugs after a materess flipping

Man takes off with his leaf blower.

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

"They just keep falling. It's as though they're mocking me with their hideous persistence. I know they hate me, hahaha! You'll all be sorry..." "Leaf insanity"