Season Ticket Savant Prints

"Nice to see him making the most of his season ticket."

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

Binge Watch

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'Sell South Africa!'

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"I'd love to sit down and discuss my project with you some time. Let me check my calendar and I'll get back to you."

'Lost Diary'

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

Piggy Bank ATM

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Justice for a heckler.

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'The forever stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now 44 cents. That's an annual apprciation of 2 which is more than you earned on your investment portfolio.'

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Nethead strip: Sale.com

"And when you've saved up enough money, what are you going to say in in your full-page ad in the New York Times?"

"I see that there's an excellent sale on diddly-squat at the Zilchtown Mall in Nowheresville, New Jersey."

'Setting a low bar helps us to consistently exceed our expectations.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

Snowman throws ball at window and breaks it.

"These are my parents, the bingers. Mom binges on shows, and dad on food."

'What's our policy on begging for sales?'

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!