Season's Greetings Gifts

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Happy Easter

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'It's baseball season!'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Priest

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Ice Skater

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Glyndebourne

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"It's scary how empty I feel inside. It's Easter, but I'm feeling like Hollow-een"

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Don't even think about it."

"What's the occasion?"

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

"We can't all be Great Pumpkins. Be satisfied that you're a good pumpkin."

'I love Spring: As I hibernate through Christmas, I open my presents when I wake up...'

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

"It's his favorite time of year."

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.