Seaside Scribbler Pillows

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Punch&Judy/Counselling

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

Will Self deprecation

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Now that I've written the book, could you put in a good word with the sales team's muse?

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

Musical Prodigy

Shakespeare at the beach ...

Writer’s Corner

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

Screenwriters, Inc. Send this revised script to Rupert Murdoch! Right! I'll fax the fix to Fox!

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

Writer's Block

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.