Searching T-Shirts

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

'Try searching Criminal Records for your father's family history.'

Able to Google Stuff Man

That's the last time I even think of Googling "climate change."

I've scrubbed the interweb. Internet. And I can find no evidence I've got a long lost, twin sister. What did you search under? The obvious phrase: Wicked-tongue octogenarian with bodacious bod seeks twin sister with the same. Did get one very weird adult site. Earmuffs!

"I can't find the lottery ticket, but on the bright side, I found my remote."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

Sir Patrick Moore.

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"Do you really know what you're doing, or do you Google-search know?"

"When I said dig up everything on the former owners, I meant at the library."

'Researching the opossum article.'

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

"Wake up. It says here I was right about that thing I said."

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

"I keep up with all the journals."

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.

"Jeez, Alice, at least Google him first."

Questions Online

'It doesn't matter that your thesis is on extra sensory perception, you can't cite mindreading in your references.'

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

The Little Search Engine That Could.

'There's a real reason that I hate Google, but right at this moment I forget what that is.'

"I'm googling which rock to pick."

A woman in glasses

Valentines for Real Estate

'Until this year, I couldn't find the meaning of life...but then I switched search engines.'

'I don't know anything about anything, but I'm great at looking stuff up!'

M.D. Mister Jones is back with his sore throat --- He Googled instead of gargled.

"Is there a doctor in the house...hopefully unmarried?"