Searching For A Vehicle Gifts

"With this car Mister, the girls will find you irresistible"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Useless add-ons.

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"Especially modified you say..."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

Auto-Pilot.

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"He only made first four installments."