Searching For A Vehicle Gifts

"With this car Mister, the girls will find you irresistible"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Useless add-ons.

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"Especially modified you say..."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

Frank and Ernest Venture Capital. We need seed money.

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

Auto-Pilot.

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle