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'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

Official Seal

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Seals on Wheels

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"I take it back: You might look at bit clumsy on land, but boy you're amazingly agile in the water!"

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

"You're on next. Break a leg!"

'I spend my summers at the beach too, as well as my winters, springs and autumns...'

After Hours at Sea Lion Caves, Oregon.

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."