Seal Stamper Mugs

"Maybe you should go home and get some rest. That's the third time today you'e notarized your tie."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Travelling

"I make it myself!"

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"You know, sometimes I don't think of us so much as dealers in stocks and bonds as dealers in dreams."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

Nouveau wine

'Storm'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying, but the herring is delicious!"

"These door hinges squeak."

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Seals on Wheels

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

"We're down from 50,000 cases a day to two."

'He's at this awkward teenage stage when your body doesn't grow evenly...'

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".