Slug Stomper Mugs

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

What the Doctor Ordered

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"I make it myself!"

Giant slug attacks a city

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

Slug Bait- snails love it

'Cooking'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Pattern Balding.

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Nouveau wine

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

Soup Surprise

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

Chick in noodle soup.

Slipstream

I think we need stronger slug pellets for the garden!

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'