Seafood Sampler Mugs

Day at the Aquarium

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

'Dinner will be ready soon - we're going to try sushi tonight.'

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Sauce for the Goose

Your lobster was off!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"How's the salmon?"

Civilized Salmon

Prawn Cocktail Please

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Catching flying fish...'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

Dali Chooses a Lobster

Fresh fish

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'