Seafood Fan Prints

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

Happy as a clam

An octopus eyes off two fish ladies at the Sand Bar - 'Watch out for this one Gloria... he's all arms!'

"I can't take it. She comes in here, monopolizes three tables and just orders krill."

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'Nah...I had seafood for lunch.'

'Catching flying fish...'

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Your lobster was off!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"How's the salmon?"

Prawn Cocktail Please

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

Dali Chooses a Lobster

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.