Seafloor Enthusiast Mugs

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Fish snorkling above water.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Dolphin

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Making fun of Starfish.

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Victorian Royal Navy

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

"Ye God's... That was close."

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'Busy weekend ahead?'

Rubber Ring

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

Aquaman on motorcycle.

Champagne and Oysters

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.