Sea Of Sounds Explorer Pillows

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Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Saxophone Player.

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Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'I wish I was creative'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'Thar she blows!'

Dollphins

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Computer Music

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Panama Papers Scandal

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

Try a tour of historic Venice in our traditional glass bottomed gondola.

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

The Invention of Bagpipes

A lighthouse with a welcome mat

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'