Sea-bound Office Fanatic Gifts

'He's never been good at switching off work on holiday.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Lemonade Inc.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

401K

Corporate Whore.

Desk shaped like an office block.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Female business.

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Every day is Monday." "Except Friday."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

Swiss Army Desk