Sculpture Snob Pillows

'It says the artist got the idea while indulging in one of his hobbies.'

Larry's used art

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

The Rise of Modern Art

Rodin's Browser

Monuments

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Rodin's Thinker.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

The Thinker. The Listener

Rodin's THE FEELER

George Papandreou.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"Outré or simply bad?"

The Thinker and the Doer.

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

'Well, it's about time!'

Football Sculpture.

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.