Sculpture Snob Pillows

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Rodin's Browser

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Monuments

The Rise of Modern Art

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker / The Kiss.

George Papandreou.

"Outré or simply bad?"

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

'Well, it's about time!'

Football Sculpture.

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."