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'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

The Art Student.

Larry's used art

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Alien David statue

The Googler

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Mr. Right!"

If nobody had invented graphics

Archimedes statue with a lever

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Candle Portraits.

'I could do that.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Monuments

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Happy thoughts

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"Lovely dovetail."

Horse statue throws off rider.

Rodin's Browser

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

The Rise of Modern Art

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'