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'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'

The Art Student.

Larry's used art

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Alien David statue

The Googler

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"Well....I could've done this!"

If nobody had invented graphics

"Mr. Right!"

Archimedes statue with a lever

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Candle Portraits.

'I could do that.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Horse statue throws off rider.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Rodin's Browser

"Lovely dovetail."

The Rise of Modern Art

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Monuments

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Happy thoughts

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Rodin's Thinker.