Scuba Snuggler Gifts

'Say, this is interesting.'

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

'That was fun!'

Canine Companion

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

'She's just great with the children.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Litterary Dogs.

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

When is he coming home buddy?

Lovers embrace

"Is that you purring?"

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Watching telly

"Give us a minute, honey."

'I even love the way you snore!'

Futons/Futoffs

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

Now playing. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs II. If I'm too scared can we cuddle? It's why I make him see these horrible movies.

Mick Jagger at 95.

I'm just one of those lucky people who can fall asleep on airplanes.

"He calls it purring. I call it snoring."

Scenes from a marriage

Dog in the Bed.

Man using light to shield his eyes.

'I hope you're not going to be this shy once we're married!'