Scuba Snuggler Gifts

'Say, this is interesting.'

'That was fun!'

Canine Companion

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

'She's just great with the children.'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Litterary Dogs.

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

When is he coming home buddy?

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"Is that you purring?"

Lovers embrace

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

'I even love the way you snore!'

"Give us a minute, honey."

Watching telly

Futons/Futoffs

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

Mick Jagger at 95.

"He calls it purring. I call it snoring."

Scenes from a marriage

Weather rock lore lives on!

'I hope you're not going to be this shy once we're married!'

Dog in the Bed.

Man using light to shield his eyes.