Scrutiny T-Shirts

"Miss Williams, get me a fine tooth comb."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Lesser known greek gods,

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

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Nuclear Security Summit

'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

'You are doing it wrong.'

CATCHY NAME

"Office of quality assurance"

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

"He's a mental-health critic."

Art Gallery.

"Now you can send it."

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

"Yes, you paid for the product and the plan, but there's an extra charge for actually using it."

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

"There must be an app for this..."

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."