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"Miss Williams, get me a fine tooth comb."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Lesser known greek gods,

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

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'Mummy, the review of this book was more interesting.'

Nuclear Security Summit

'You are doing it wrong.'

CATCHY NAME

"Office of quality assurance"

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

'Nice show but you could use some cartoons.'

"Right here is where you lost the narrative flow."

"He's a mental-health critic."

'The pitcher tested negative for steroids. The pitcher's mound we're not too sure about.'

Art Gallery.

"Now you can send it."

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

"Yes, you paid for the product and the plan, but there's an extra charge for actually using it."

If you want to get big as a radio host, you've got to differentiate yourself from all the other mean, insulting critics. I have a plan. You need to start being nice. That way, you'll really surprise people when you turn on them. That's the stupidest @#$% Idea I've ever heard, you muscle-bound ape! It needs work. Damn. What if I retract the muscle-bound part?

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

"I can see it going even a little more feline."

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."