Scruffy Chic Lover Mugs

'I've got a suit for every day of the year - this is it.'

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Pastry Hat

The Digital Family

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Snapshots in Time

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I even love the way you snore!'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Gallery Guide

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Lady Gaga

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

"They're a lot more slimming this way."

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

Joan Crawford junior

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Ass-less Chaps

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"