Scrub Life Fan Pillows

"Okay go ahead, but I say the appendix is on the right."

Lazy Octopus

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

"...but, seriously..."

'I'm not sure about the new bone specialist.'

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

'I roll it ahead of me, and anything it hits goes into my famous Road Kill Stew.'

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

Caveman bathroom

Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

Museum Guard Portrait

"The statistician is coming over to explain why this is perfectly normal."

"Why so tense?"

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

"What the?! Look out: stone skippers!"

"School is loverly this time of year."

"We have a question from an audience member, who asks: 'how do you stay optimistic during difficult times?'"

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"

'No, seriously. I'm in medicine. Cutting edge stuff. I work in a lab downtown.'

'We'll never get a table - it's a frenzy in there tonight.'

Surgery.

"Hmmm, you swallowed a fly, perhaps you'll die."

"I don't care how quickly it gets them to bed, I still don't like it."

Surgeon: Wow! Now That's Gross.

'Just the one -the Bishop has tagged my collar I'm afraid!'

'Hope you don't mind, but Brenda here noticed that if she connected the moles on your chest, it looks just like John Tesh.'