Scrolling Sages Prints

Are you almost done scrolling to find an article that proves confirmation bias is a myth.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

Pessimists v Optimists.

Romans.

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

Book

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Virgil

Ever notice if you speed-read these cave drawings you invent animation?

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

Philosopher Wang Yangming, China

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'There goes Mr. Negativity.'

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

Terms and Conditions

Wang Yangming listens.

'No kidding? -- I was at Woodstock, too!'

"No kidding… the meaning of life is Twizzlers?!"

Dead Sea Trolls

"I suppose you were expecting a robed, bearded bloke."

'Scroll down a little...'

' No, it's 'I' before 'E', except after 'C'!'

"Hey, you! Stop reading that scroll at the bottom while I'm talkin' here. I'm not a background stage prop, pal."

"All this sitting and staring at my Twitter account is making me hungry!"

"I fear he's the bearer of bad news."

'Oh, crap. There's no Internet.'