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"Nice, but as long as there are readers there will be scrolls."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

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Romans.

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

The dead sea scrolls

Book

"God, I love this show!"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Edmund Spenser

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

Snowman outside library.

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

Why god isn't listening...

Lohengrin

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

"Sorry honey. I can't sleep. I'm going to copy and collate for awhile."

'I thought Peter Pan was a boy who never grew up, not a lady with small breasts.'

''Life, liberty, and the pursuit of the almighty dollar' is too long. Let's change it to 'happiness.''

Rape of the Lock- The Cave of Spleen

Wang Yangming listens.

Terms and Conditions

Mindfulness meditation vs. Mindfulness scrolling.

"This is the book of the millennium club - Bible study."

Dead Sea Trolls

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