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Museum Guard Portrait

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Hans Holbein

'This guy is really good!'

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Alberto Giacometti.

During our summer breaks, hungry photocopiers from across the nation migrate to the richer feeding grounds of Pulp & Paper Mill country.

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

How to create a brilliant cartoon

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

'Obama is conducting Class Warfare.'

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

Frederick Robinson

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

"Takes years of me..."

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

'My favorite, not-fast-enough food.'

Con artists.