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'Wow, he survived! I didn't have a clue what his doctor scribbled down when I filled that prescription.'

"Welcome to our intern program. I'm your instructor, Dr. David Robertson."

"I scribbles notes from my meeting with the doctor. Trouble is, only a doctor could read them."

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."

"You may enter, doctor, if you can read this prescription."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Instructional guide to scribbling

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Don't forget to read the small print.

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

'...we were able to hide some rather significant losses.'

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

Maze of legalities.

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

"I believe it translates to... have a nice day."

'I've never seen this symbol before. What could it mean?'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

"It seems to be a grant application!"

"Sir, any pre-existing illnesses?" "Yes, brain damage from trying to read all the small print."

'I absolutely refuse to sign anything which requires a microscope and a stepladder to read it!'

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

'It takes a certain amount of doodling to start the creative juices flowing.'

'I'm afraid we can't accept you as a medical student, your handwriting is far too legible. '

Dept of statistics: 'vital...nonessential'.

Louis Battye.