Scribble Aficionado Mugs

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Instructional guide to scribbling

'You could do that.' I did

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

On the cusp of winning the Nobel, Bernie gets exposed by his third grade handwriting teacher.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

Now that I've written the book, could you put in a good word with the sales team's muse?

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

'How God invented polish'

Museum Guard Portrait

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

Writer’s Corner

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

'Of course this scribble doesn't make any sense. Why do you think the critics call it an intellectual masterpiece?'

Grey Squirrels Out Competing Red Squirrel for Food.

Squirrel Salon

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

"I like to sketch out my designs first."