Screened Escapist T-Shirts

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Ice fisher.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Young Houdini

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Come back and get me about noon.'

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Sleeping Tiger

"I'm skipping that movie and waiting for the theme park ride."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man skis through Tree.

"I hate crowded parks!"

I'm afraid we only accept manuscripts through an agent, except spy novels, which we only accept through a double agent.

Lady feeding birds from her car.

Guilty Northern Pleasures.

"I can't wait for our new vacation home to be finished so we can commune with nature on weekends."

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

heavy plant crossing

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'