Screened Escapist T-Shirts

And now sit back and enjoy nature as you've not seen it before...

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'Come back and get me about noon.'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

Sleeping Tiger

"I'm skipping that movie and waiting for the theme park ride."

"I hate crowded parks!"

American Idle

'He doesn't like to catch anything - He just fishes for the exercise!'

Guilty Northern Pleasures.

"I can't wait for our new vacation home to be finished so we can commune with nature on weekends."

heavy plant crossing

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"