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"Why do you suppose it's only the kids who spot us?"

Eraserhead

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Check zombies.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Don't open me, you fool!"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Zombie Problems

Spooning

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

'The whole office is slack-jawed and drooling! It's either a zombie invasion or that smooth jazz you play on the intercom.'

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

'Ooooo...I ate it too fast. Brain freeze.'

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

Pinata Zombies

The Zombie Awakes...

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

Born of the Dead

Sleepwalking to work.

'No, Igor, not Phillips head...Flat head! Flat head! Bring me the flat head!'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"Your wife called you 'heartless?' Well...she is right."