Screen-to-paper Lover Mugs

Book computer

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'There's nothing on.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Binge Watch

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

Big Newspaper Delivery

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

"I have to ask you a few questions. I've written a screenplay. Would you read it?"

'We can't afford advertising like this! That's one page for the drug and two just for the side effects!'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

"You know that kid that submitted a screenplay to us on the back of a restaurant menu? I'm passing on it. I like the screenplay, but I hate that restaurant."

"All the better to ignore you with."

'Read ALL about IT! In other less TRASHIER Newspapers!'

'Oh man, every time.'

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

Traditional Family Meals

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

Execution of the Editorial Cartoon

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

Boy at Computer.

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."