Screen Time Tracking T-Shirts

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Graduates on their phones

I should probably get out more.

Digital Fomo!

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Cellphone Islands

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Baby Screen Time

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Tunnel of TV

"He's an indoor cat."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

Modern camping

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

Free Little Library

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Children and technolohgy

"No screen time means more scream time."

Phone Mittens

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

"Do you even care about evil anymore?"

'U-S-A! U-S-A!'