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"Help!!!"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Digital Fomo!

Cellphone Islands

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Tunnel of TV

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Modern camping

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Free Little Library

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

RAISED BY PHONES

Deposit phones here

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Funky Facts - UK kids.

"He added the computer, TV and cable box. Apparently, sand wasn't enough."