Man with an enormous TV
Screen Time Adventurer T-Shirts
Celebrate their digital journey with our stylish Screen Time Adventurer t-shirts. Comfortable and fun, these tees highlight their love for virtual adventures with a clever twist.
Kids and Mobile Addictions
"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."
Mac OS 20
"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
Cellphone Islands
Baby Screen Time
One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.
It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!
"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."
"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"
"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."
'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'
"I now pronounce you man and couch."
Technologies and distance classes
"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."
'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.
Child hooking into a television
"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"
"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."
'I see you both texted that you never talk.'
"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."
"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."
"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."
Modern Portrait Gallery
Modern camping
"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."
"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"
"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."
"I don't know which needs charged more, him or all the devices he was on all summer."
Screen Time Adventurer T-Shirts Collection
Screen Time Adventurer Mugs
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Screen Time Adventurer Pillows
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Screen Time Adventurer Prints
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