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Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

I win...you blinked.

The Googler

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Taking a peek at the audience

Jack Gleeson

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Eric Clapton.

Ladies

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

Doctor Bartolo

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics! (Published originally on February 9, 2013).

Technology and literature

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

Von Trapp family masks

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Bow

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Who's torturing a crow? I'm practicing my play. It's art! Which opens your mind to life's important questions. Right. Like what is art? Or do we need little brothers?

Computer spying.

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

Drama is the highest form of culture. It combines literature, art and music

ALMOST SLEEPING BEAUTY

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

The Masked Singer