Screen Sizzler Mugs

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

The Googler

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Textin’"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

Technology and literature

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Are the hot dogs the burned ones or the really burned ones?"

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

Free Little Library

Better Living Through Technology

"It's not really perjury if you're a compulsive liar."

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

"I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry."

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Worshiping the TV.