Screen Size Enthusiast Mugs

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

'We spend so much time looking at bikes on the Internet, we invested in a bigger monitor.'

'So, is that a mobile phone or a home theater?'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Binary Man

Mediation Process

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

January Joiner

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

Traditional Family Meals

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

"I like the big screen TV, but it makes my bass seem so small."

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

New years resolutions

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

Books versus TV.

Gimme a latte, geek. In a sec. I'm watching the end of a tv show on my new cellphone. Look out, Jack! Didn't you just buy a 50-inch plasma?! Is that a man or a tree?

"Fake."

"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

New Year's Resolution.

Happy New Year!

Dear Diary. . . New Year's Resolutions: lose weight, drink less, spend less on clothes. . . stop kidding myself!

TV listings for the 'small screen'.

"My New Year's Resolution is to delegate more..."