Screen Sharers Mugs

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

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"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

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Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

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'The problem isn't your high definition television, it's your low definition eyes.'

"I'd look up from my phone for you!"

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'She blogged her first word today.'

"I can't wait to put this on my blog!"