Screen Conversation Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Could I ask just one question?"

Mac OS 20

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Cellphone Islands

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Baby Screen Time

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Technologies and distance classes

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

Binary Man

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Twice a year, Uncle Mort and Sadie Cohen have an official relationship talk. While this biannual conversation is scheduled by mutual consent under long-standing treaty, some participants engage grudgingly. Let's talk about our feelings. I don't feel like it. That's not a feeling, Snookums! Loophole!

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

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