Scratch Artist Gifts

'You do nice work!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Fly Artist

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

"Have you been scratching this?"

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

Ted Rall Hired by Pando. Thoughts?

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

I didn't see who attacked me, but that's the guy who got it all on his phone.

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

'...Because its easy to draw.'

Etch-a-sketch artist.

Cartooning

Gustave Dore...makes a quick sketch.

Lincoln Portrait

"Your doodling is getting out of hand."

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

Hockey Goal

Ugh, I can't even draw a stick figure.

"I like to sketch out my designs first."