Scratch Artist Gifts

'You do nice work!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Fly Artist

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

"Have you been scratching this?"

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

"No, that looks nothing like him. Were you even listening to me? Young man, are you on drugs?"

'...Because its easy to draw.'

Etch-a-sketch artist.

"Your doodling is getting out of hand."

Lincoln Portrait

'Take a good look at this police sketch and try to remember if you've seen anybody who can draw better.'

Gustave Dore...makes a quick sketch.

Hockey Goal

Cartooning

Lady Sketching

"I like to sketch out my designs first."