Scrapbooking Aficionados Pillows

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

World's cheapest car

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

The Hendersons: The Shitty Years

The Remote Olympics

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

International House of Paperwork

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

'911!'

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'