Scouting Sage Prints

"It's true you always need to be prepared but you're not going to need the microwave."

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

'The Torch Holder'.

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

One way only.

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Just think of meditation as "mental floss." (Published previously on 3/17/2006.)

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

"Question authority"

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

The chairman's boat springs a leak: 'Just keep bailing and never mind the wisecracks.'

Jules Henri Poincare

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

Zombie scout issues

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

Another Rookie Mistake