Scouting Sage Mugs

"It's true you always need to be prepared but you're not going to need the microwave."

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'The Torch Holder'.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

One way only.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Question authority"

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

The chairman's boat springs a leak: 'Just keep bailing and never mind the wisecracks.'

Jules Henri Poincare

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

Zombie scout issues

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

Another Rookie Mistake

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.