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"Nobody wants to join the club scouts."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Examinations.

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

Drawing on an island.

"It's been a stressful school year."

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

"An answer is crossing my mind ... it just hasn't made it all the way across yet."

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.