Scouse Enthusiasts Prints

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Support Group for a Good Problem

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Scouse For Beginners

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Eventual Motion Machine

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

Daily News Headline Dept. A group of Eagle Scouts helped police expose an old building full of phony doctors ... "Crack pack sacks quack shack!"

'I know it's dark out here - we're traveling faster than the speed of light'

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

'So, that's settled - the eyes have it!'

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

Haircuts

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

Eye Bank.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

'That's Kevin Hurley. He wants us to know he's an Eagle Scout.'

"I know that in these bad times nobody is hiring and workers are still being laid off, but what will be your excuse when the economy recovers?"

John bought himself a new "Unfit" bracelet.