Scouse Enthusiasts Prints

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Scouse For Beginners

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Eventual Motion Machine

'I know it's dark out here - we're traveling faster than the speed of light'

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'May I strongly suggest the soy burger?'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

Haircuts

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

"I know that in these bad times nobody is hiring and workers are still being laid off, but what will be your excuse when the economy recovers?"

John bought himself a new "Unfit" bracelet.

American Idle